You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train
i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL LIVING INside her bedroom on the internet
"remember that one time in 7th grade when you-"
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*